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First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind!

17th Feb '10 by simpsons_quotes

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Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden.

17th Feb '10 by simpsons_quotes

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I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

17th Feb '10 by simpsons_quotes

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Oh, they have Internet on computers now.

17th Feb '10 by simpsons_quotes

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Marge I swear, I never thought that you would find out.

17th Feb '10 by simpsons_quotes

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