| |
|
|
Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain - remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
I'm not impressed easily. Wow! A blue car! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
The Peanut Dilema
|
Homer: Awww, $20! But I wanted a peanut!
Internal Homer: $20 can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Internal Homer: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer:... more |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
